I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Randomize
