Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Houston, we have a squirter
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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