is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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