whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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