I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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