girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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