I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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