so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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