Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
40s are totally the cure
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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