she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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