Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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