There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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