I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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