I need help removing her.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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