Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Quick, to the slutcave!
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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