just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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