I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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