I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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