your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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