You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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