This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
This gyro tastes like lonliness
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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