no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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