just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
