go do what you do best...puke behind churches
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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