so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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