i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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