I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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