I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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