i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
