I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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