oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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