Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I wish i was in the wii world.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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