She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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