He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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