I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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