Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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