he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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