Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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