But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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