Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
My vagina just clenched in fear
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