I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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