i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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