I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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