Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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