So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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