im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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