Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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