is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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