I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
