Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Drunk is a universal language darling
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