Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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