at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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